As of yesterday morning I'm 2-3 cm dilated.
I bought fabric that needs to be turned into 3 blankets, but I have a feeling it's not going to get done in time.
For starters, I don't even know how to make a blanket.
(I know what you're thinking, just sew two pieces of fabric together, dummy)
If Scott can wrap up his 20 page paper in the next day or two, maybe I have a fighting chance.

For the past two and a half days Jones has had some "bowel issues", if you will, from antibiotics. It has made him turn into some monstrous version of himself and he cries about everything. He never stops asking to watch "Buzz" and he pretty much hates his life in general.
As I was walking up the stairs from the laundry room yesterday evening I thought to myself, "4 loads of laundry, 3 baths for Jonesy, 2 cm dilated and a partridge in a poop tree."
Nice, right?
I'll go eat some more watermelon now.


(don't be fooled by this sweet face)