Saturday, March 29, 2008

An Evening with the Harris'








Whitney: How do you spell Harris'?
Jared Harris: Who the he** knows.
Scott: What kind of lights are those?
Jared Harris: They're lamps.
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Tessa Harris: We look really mean, take another picture.

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Whitney: Is it really hot in here, or is it just me? Maybe I should take off my turtleneck.

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Jared Harris: I used to watch a video when I was a kid where Michael Jackson is with this big rabbit and then he turns into a rabbit and all of his skin flips over and then he flies away.

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Tessa Harris: I painted some cakes. You should buy it. I'd give you a great deal, like Two Grand...Or maybe I'll just give it to you or something.

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Whitney (to Tessa): So if you were like tricking Jared and no longer taking the pill? You'd sneak get pregnant.
Scott: And Jared would just call you Chubbs.

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Jared Harris: My grandpa was a train conductor, but I think he retired.
Whitney: Or maybe he still drives trains.
Jared Harris: Actually he passed away.
Whitney: Oh...sorry.

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WE THANK THE HARRIS' FOR JOINING US THIS EVENING. THE CONVERSATION WAS STIMULATING AND WE APPRECIATE THEM FOR WANTING TO BE OUR FRIENDS.

3 comments:

Shewi128 said...

What is with the lights.. or "lamps"? I thought I was going to see a picture of your Schwinn..

mallory said...

this was a very weird post.

Whitney said...

This was a weird post in honor of a weird evening.