I don't like listening to people tell me about the walking they did or did not do last week.
I don't like people telling me that they need motivation.
I don't really want to help.
Am I a monster? I don't want to help people? As I thought about this I realized that although I don't like coaching people to healthier lives, I do like to help in general. I've compiled a few examples below to demonstrate how great I am at helping, or just how great I am in general.
I hope it is now clear to everyone that I am a wonderful human being who delights in service of all kinds. I am super helpful.
9 comments:
Obviously you are a great humanitarian and I solute you for that! Great job :)
as a recipient of your kind and selfless help (i am the crippie, as you so affectionately referred to me), i dare say every american should have a commemorative coin with your face stamped on it to reminds themselves to be more like whitney christopherson.
We should lobby for a "Whitney" day!!!
Monster! - T
You are amazing, you help in such a way that those you are helping don't even realize they are being helped. You boost self esteem and obviously care nothing about what you might get out of the experience...holding new babies, camping at Dillon Beach, watching the Christmas Parade in Manti, again at the beach, and last at a Real Soccer game. When I think of service, I think of you.
Thank you everyone for your praise and gratitude. I feel even better now. The world will finally know how awesome I am.
Whit, do you think I could call you every week to tell you how I haven't met my workout goals?
Thanks,
Shannon
OH MY GOSH. You have a blog?? Why wasn't I aware of this before. I found it via Alison Faulkner, that sickening witty and talented girl. This is Carrie Monson if you don't know by now! I have a blog too! Let's be friends! I miss you guys! We love New York City! And San Fran! Let's live by each other still okay! www.monsonskow.blogspot.com
Your still a monster! - T
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