What is Ullmanitis? It's a communicable disease of the brain usually occurring as a metastasis from the heart; symptoms include giving away your clothes, selling furniture at a discounted rate, letting people borrow your car, sharing leftover macaroni and cheese, and dry eyes. Modes of transmission: airborne and direct contact.
5 years ago
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what are you talking about- ullmanitis brings the pain! symptoms include: killing werebabies.
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