Saturday, February 6, 2010

4 month check-up


Jones' pediatrician is a little bit...animated (as Scott puts it) and I usually walk away from our appointments thinking, "What just happened?"
This appointment was no different. I'm trying to recall what
Jones' doctor told me...and this is what I've come up with.

P.S. If you clicked on the links above and watched the videos, she usually talks about 10 times that fast. I'm not exaggerating. At first I thought the video was playing in slow motion.

  • Nice coloring (referring to the soles of his feet)
  • 13.6 lbs
  • 25" ???
  • Ready to start on rice cereal
  • Not obese (I didn't make this up)
  • Get him iron
  • He's teething
The majority of the appointment was spent discussing:
  • her desire to be like Martha Stewart
  • how Scott should make a documentary about Martha Stewart and Oprah
  • what words the Chinese like to use for New Years
  • the colors red and blue
  • immunizations for Thailand
  • the Valentine's Day decor and candy in her lobby
  • her appearance on NBC's website
Scott filmed the appointment and I'm glad to have a record of how weird these visits are.
I'm already looking forward to watching the footage.

1 comment:

Tara said...

That is hilarious. She is scary. I want to see the video.