Chocolate Amnesia

I've been wanting to share a Valentine's story and I've really enjoyed Spencer's blogs that include verbatim dialogue, so I thought I'd combine the two.

Here's the situation...I had some leftover fine chocolates that Scott had given me for Valentine's. Its now a few days after Valentine's and Scott had a holiday from work for President's Day or something. I didn't, so Scott was home alone and dutifully taking care of chores that were way past due (probably my fault). Later that evening while lying around watching a movie...

ME: Hey, is this the wrapper from my chocolate bar?
SCOTT: (distractedly) Yeah...
ME: But it's all gone.
SCOTT: Yeah...
ME: Uh...Did you eat it ALL?
SCOTT: (with surprise) I thought you had some today.
ME: Nooo...
SCOTT: Oh, I thought you ate some when you got home from work.
ME: I didn't! (confused) When did you eat it? I've been around you since I got home.
SCOTT: I don't remember!
ME: You don't know WHEN you ate it?
SCOTT: (defensively) I ate it sometime, I just don't remember when.
ME: Did you eat it after I got home from work?
SCOTT: I think so. I don't know exactly..
ME: So you have Chocolate Amnesia or something?
SCOTT: I guess...
ME: The rule is that you can taste other people's food, but you can't
FINISH it off. That's the rule! You always have to leave some.

I don't really remember how the conversation ended. I know we were lauging and I remember forgiving him. I guess that's what I get for leaving chocolate out when Scott is roaming the house.