Mallory: dude the kids in the car when you called me just cracked me up
sounded like devil children
me: really? they do that all the time. annoying.
true dat
Mallory: you poor thing... so how is the real job going?
haven't heard much about it
me: um, i dont get to do it much when I'm working here all the time. But i like it.
I look forward to having that as my only job.
Mallory: i see
me: i am job.
I AM JOB.
Mallory: well not that you should be irresponsible and quit everything because you don't like it, but this is a little over the top
yes, you are Mrs. doubtfire
saggy fake boobs and all
me: hahaha. At least I’m not depressed about it anymore. And I don’t get daily headaches
I just found a job for compassionate egg donors
…..
you are working, and I am talking to myself.
Mallory: hahaha i'm here
the egg donor requirement is that you must be compassionate?
hahaha
me: its a serious job...i found a legit website
http://www.givinghopellc.com/Frequently_Asked_Questions.html
Mallory: people used to advertise in the Stanford newspaper (assuming the pool of people reading would be really smart)
they would offer up to 50,000 for the right donor
me: I have about a million eggs
thats crazy
Mallory: but the desriptions are sometimes funny
me: these req's are really general
Mallory: i think because people who can't have the kids themselves want the kids to be like them
so one i read asked for like a red headed half asian jew
me: yeah, that makes sense
Mallory: I was like COME ON
me: NO WAY
Mallory: like that person exists
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Mallory: do you really want a kid out there that you don't know
weirdo
i have moral objections to it
me: why not, its helpful to people who cant have kids
Mallory: i'm so hoity toity
me: what moral objections?
Mallory: true, but would you be selling them?
me: selling kids?
Mallory: I feel like its one thing for me to give an egg to say, you or my sister
me: mm hmm
Mallory: but it seems weird to sell it someone i don't know and would have no connection to. Like god didn't give me eggs and the ability to have children so i could sell it to someone i don't know
me: weeeell......
Mallory: and then what if the kid comes back to find you like 20 years down the road
me: no way
eew
Mallory: yeah I’ve heard of guys who sold a ton of their sperm to a bank to make money in college and then years later had the kid come back and find them because they want to know who their parents really are
it just seems weird
me: hmmmm
why you got to fill me up with stupid sense
Mallory: but you just don't know where your egg will go i don't think
me: fine fine fine fine fine
Mallory: but sure go ahead and sell your eggs
i don't care :]
me: i wont
Mallory: the funny thing is the only reason i have anything to say about it is because i saw how much money you could make doing it here and i mentioned it to sky once and he freaked out
so i've thought about it
one tiny egg i won't even miss
for 25,000 bucks
nice tradeoff
me: what? they were offering 5000.
25,000 is way more tempting
Mallory: yeah they offer that much here
:]
its crazy. i think they're way more specific though and they want you to have a specific IQ
me: yikes
Mallory: i'm sure you'd qualify
but thats why they offer so much
me: here's a great job: Have you spent time in the SL County Jail? We'll pay you to tell us!
Mallory: and because people here are rich
hahhaa
just lie
sounded like devil children
me: really? they do that all the time. annoying.
true dat
Mallory: you poor thing... so how is the real job going?
haven't heard much about it
me: um, i dont get to do it much when I'm working here all the time. But i like it.
I look forward to having that as my only job.
Mallory: i see
me: i am job.
I AM JOB.
Mallory: well not that you should be irresponsible and quit everything because you don't like it, but this is a little over the top
yes, you are Mrs. doubtfire
saggy fake boobs and all
me: hahaha. At least I’m not depressed about it anymore. And I don’t get daily headaches
I just found a job for compassionate egg donors
…..
you are working, and I am talking to myself.
Mallory: hahaha i'm here
the egg donor requirement is that you must be compassionate?
hahaha
me: its a serious job...i found a legit website
http://www.givinghopellc.com/Frequently_Asked_Questions.html
Mallory: people used to advertise in the Stanford newspaper (assuming the pool of people reading would be really smart)
they would offer up to 50,000 for the right donor
me: I have about a million eggs
thats crazy
Mallory: but the desriptions are sometimes funny
me: these req's are really general
Mallory: i think because people who can't have the kids themselves want the kids to be like them
so one i read asked for like a red headed half asian jew
me: yeah, that makes sense
Mallory: I was like COME ON
me: NO WAY
Mallory: like that person exists
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Mallory: do you really want a kid out there that you don't know
weirdo
i have moral objections to it
me: why not, its helpful to people who cant have kids
Mallory: i'm so hoity toity
me: what moral objections?
Mallory: true, but would you be selling them?
me: selling kids?
Mallory: I feel like its one thing for me to give an egg to say, you or my sister
me: mm hmm
Mallory: but it seems weird to sell it someone i don't know and would have no connection to. Like god didn't give me eggs and the ability to have children so i could sell it to someone i don't know
me: weeeell......
Mallory: and then what if the kid comes back to find you like 20 years down the road
me: no way
eew
Mallory: yeah I’ve heard of guys who sold a ton of their sperm to a bank to make money in college and then years later had the kid come back and find them because they want to know who their parents really are
it just seems weird
me: hmmmm
why you got to fill me up with stupid sense
Mallory: but you just don't know where your egg will go i don't think
me: fine fine fine fine fine
Mallory: but sure go ahead and sell your eggs
i don't care :]
me: i wont
Mallory: the funny thing is the only reason i have anything to say about it is because i saw how much money you could make doing it here and i mentioned it to sky once and he freaked out
so i've thought about it
one tiny egg i won't even miss
for 25,000 bucks
nice tradeoff
me: what? they were offering 5000.
25,000 is way more tempting
Mallory: yeah they offer that much here
:]
its crazy. i think they're way more specific though and they want you to have a specific IQ
me: yikes
Mallory: i'm sure you'd qualify
but thats why they offer so much
me: here's a great job: Have you spent time in the SL County Jail? We'll pay you to tell us!
Mallory: and because people here are rich
hahhaa
just lie
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Oh, and sorry about the comment overload. I haven't received updates on your blog since you went private.
lol thats a classic conversation!
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