Just one of dem days

scott:How are you doing?

4:13 PM

me: fine

tired, but ok

just having a slow day

jones is attacking your hard drive cables and farting

make that pooping

4:15 PM scott: I knew it.

He is a poop machine.

4:18 PM me: i just told him to "go bananas" and he barfed all over me.

interesting interpretation, jones.

4:19 PM scott: You are a good mom.

Thanks for taking care of him.

4:20 PM me: well, he just jumped head first off the bed and into an inflatable pool of cream, so I don't know if I'm really doing a great job of taking care of him

4:22 PM scott: at least he's having fun.

4:25 PM me: yes. yes.

Jones, I don't know if they would let you into the Mickey Mouse club.
Too pukey to be a Mousketeer.

Tired. But it's not even close to bedtime. Deal with it.

Aaah...sanctuary.

Too wiggly for the camera.