Living with Mallory and Schuyler is everything we feared it would be. They eat all of our food (including special leftovers and birthday treats) and never clean up after themselves. Just yesterday I found a crusty pasta bowl shoved under the sofa and I know it isn't Scott's, he hates pasta.
They are constantly arguing at a pitch that causes their poor, misused cats to howl out the windows in agony. One of our elderly neighbors actually stopped by on Monday night to ask us if our "drunk friends could please keep it down".
On top of that, I found Mallory rummaging through my "unmentionables" drawer late last night and when confronted said, "Oh, what? I thought I was in MY room." Please, like I'm going to buy that. I was all like, "If you need something I would appreciate it if you would ask first." And she was all, "Whatever..."
To make matters worse, they are always asking to borrow our cars for the most ridiculous things. Like they can't just WALK the 22 blocks to church on Sunday! People have to make sacrifices like that all over the world every day. If they were reeeally dedicated, they would walk. It just shows such a lack of gratitude for the things that they do have that most of the world doesn't. For instance, they have a Wii AND Rockband. Come on you guys, sell the toys and get a car. Duh! It's a good thing Scott and I are such awesome examples of prudence and kindness.
I guess Scott and I will just have to suck it up and live out our year contract. They are so disgusting that it will really be a trial though. Thanks for your prayers.
Sincerely,
Totally Kidding
5 years ago
3 comments:
i love how nobody has commented on this yet. maybe they think this is you covering up your secret hatred of living with us by pretending that you don't and now everyone who reads it feels awkward.
Awkwardness achieved. Mission completed.
You totally got us. We were freaked out while we were reading and praying that you were kidding. So you were, good.
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